Wednesday, April 16, 2014
lorriebm11:

buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

was I the only one that read this thinking the dialogue is coming from the skull? makes the whole thing even funnier

lorriebm11:

buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

was I the only one that read this thinking the dialogue is coming from the skull? makes the whole thing even funnier

Would someone mind doing some digging for me? Specifically into the nature of the Berserker Blade. I noticed that it has a 150 crit modifier, yet when I tested it against the dagger, which also has a 150 crit modifier, the dagger won out in the end. This was in spite of the Berserker Blade having much higher damage.

So what’s the deal?

Tuesday, April 15, 2014
queenofsunlight:

hutcrasher:

aven-of-astora:

voxlunch:

"Oh, there you are, dearie! A pleasure to see you again. Vee hee hee!”
She doesn’t have a name, so I’ll call her Miss Moss. I wanted to talk about this character, because she is very quickly becoming my favorite NPC in Dark Souls.
She’s a little bit nuts, spending all her time in a sewer cultivating and selling moss. But she’s actually a real sweetheart, and one of the few who manages to stay happy in the oppressive nightmare that is Lordran. The first time you talk to her she says:"This is a wonderful place, don’t you think? We have water, moss, moisture, these nice iron bars… I like it here, I really do. Nothing good ever happened to me in life. But now that I’m Undead. I’ve never been happier!”
Her outlook is relentlessly positive, thriving in adversity. She flirts with you when you buy things, and despite having the appearance of a hideous monster I think it’s really cute.
One time I returned to buy some moss after a very long and dangerous journey and she chirped about being worried I wasn’t coming back. And I’m not ashamed to admit that I had a little moment. In this bleak realm where everything is trying to kill you someone was pining for my company.
"Much obliged. I think I like you. Vee hee hee hee hee!”
I think I like you, too, Miss Moss.
Trivia: This character is voiced by the same actress who did Amanda in Rule of Rose.

(I did find her oddly endearing…)

I want to bang her through the bars.

No bad. 

She also voices Gwynevere and Priscilla.

queenofsunlight:

hutcrasher:

aven-of-astora:

voxlunch:

"Oh, there you are, dearie!
A pleasure to see you again.
Vee hee hee!”

She doesn’t have a name, so I’ll call her Miss Moss. I wanted to talk about this character, because she is very quickly becoming my favorite NPC in Dark Souls.

She’s a little bit nuts, spending all her time in a sewer cultivating and selling moss. But she’s actually a real sweetheart, and one of the few who manages to stay happy in the oppressive nightmare that is Lordran. The first time you talk to her she says:

"This is a wonderful place, don’t you think?
We have water, moss, moisture, these nice iron bars…
I like it here, I really do.
Nothing good ever happened to me in life.
But now that I’m Undead. I’ve never been happier!”

Her outlook is relentlessly positive, thriving in adversity. She flirts with you when you buy things, and despite having the appearance of a hideous monster I think it’s really cute.

One time I returned to buy some moss after a very long and dangerous journey and she chirped about being worried I wasn’t coming back. And I’m not ashamed to admit that I had a little moment. In this bleak realm where everything is trying to kill you someone was pining for my company.

"Much obliged.
I think I like you.
Vee hee hee hee hee!”

I think I like you, too, Miss Moss.

Trivia: This character is voiced by the same actress who did Amanda in Rule of Rose.

(I did find her oddly endearing…)

I want to bang her through the bars.

No bad. 

She also voices Gwynevere and Priscilla.

Just imagine a game with Dark Souls combat and Legend of Zelda dungeon crawling and puzzles.

Anonymous asked: Concerning Franny, you can take the knightess out of the battlefield, but you can't take the battlefield out of the knightess. Still though, best of luck with your latest toy.

queenofsunlight:

Gwynevere beamed. “She art no toy gray face,” Gwynevere growled as she called for her faithful knight. 

queenofsunlight

"Yes Lady Gwynevere?" Franny walked in the room wearing one of the dresses Gwynevere had given her. She had gotten fairly used to getting dressed in the garments over the past few days. Her sword though still hung in its sheathe around her waist.

"What is it you need?"

Send Me A ‘ß’ If you Think My Muse Has the Booty

(Source: reblogthings)

mikulios:

making HONEST ANTAGONISTS who believe they’re in the right and firmly believe in what they’re doing is SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING than making them “crazy” because of some outside influence. make villains who believe they are the protagonists

and then tell the story from their perspective

Traveling from Earthen Peak to Iron Keep

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Spoiler question involving boss drops and NG+

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Waiwaiwaiwhat? There are actual gunblades in real life?
yeah it is basically someone decided to graft a sword blade next to the barrel of a flintlock pistol. Here’s a pic of one as an example:

I can’t imagine it’d be extremely practical, maybe useful as a navy boarding weapon or prison guard weapon, but the idea behind it is cool as hell.

misseurydice:

brothers-and-sisters-in-chaos:

the—overseer:

windicus:

xenosinfinity:

derpframepersonal:

danthema-am:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

december ice cream

February Maltesers 
February Maltesers

August Sandwich? Sounds like a Japanese ceremonial title.

June… Schnitzel…?!

AND NOW, INTRODUCING:
APRIL TOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST!

December Potatoes…
…wut

June Cake Pop…That ALMOST sounds like a legit prostitute name… Almost…

The July Meat Lovers Pizza…

misseurydice:

brothers-and-sisters-in-chaos:

the—overseer:

windicus:

xenosinfinity:

derpframepersonal:

danthema-am:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

december ice cream

February Maltesers 

February Maltesers

August Sandwich? Sounds like a Japanese ceremonial title.

June… Schnitzel…?!

AND NOW, INTRODUCING:

APRIL TOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST!

December Potatoes…

…wut

June Cake Pop
…That ALMOST sounds like a legit prostitute name… Almost…

The July Meat Lovers Pizza…

(Source: vfilthy)

Does anyone have a Blue Flame they’d be willing to give me? I’m sl107 on the PS3 version of the game. I don’t want to have to wait until I get all the way to the Undead Crypt before I get my hands on one of them.

Alva’s armor with the Desert Sorcerer hood actually looks really good.

Me: *goes to art museum*

Me: *gushes over medieval weaponry and armor section instead of the actual art*