Friday, July 25, 2014

you ever have the thing were you want to make like a dozen rp blogs for a bunch of different characters but you don’t have the time/energy/motivation/extra email accounts? I’m going through that hardcore right now.

So you know how with Catholicism a lot of women are given the name Mary as reference to Jesus’ mom? Well I was wondering since the Way of White is pretty much the Dark Souls universe’s version of the Catholic Church, if Gwynevere is a common name among female clerics.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Send me “Costume Box” and I’ll randomly generator a number to see what my character chooses to :

frommemetoyou:

Dress up as/ wear for yours:
  1. Nurse
  2. Maid
  3. Fairy
  4. School uniform
  5. Nothing but undergarments
  6. Nothing but a collar
  7. Wedding dress
  8. A mermaid
  9. Cosplay (any character of your choice)
  10. A frog
  11. Pyjamas
  12. Your muse’s clothes
  13. Full body armor

& Why:

  1. A birthday treat
  2. As a dare
  3. A costume party
  4. A ceremony
  5. A picnic
  6. For a date
  7. To go swimming
  8. To do the laundry
  9. To make your muse jealous
  10. To impress your muse’s family
  11. To seduce your muse
  12. To sleep over
  13. To build a fort

Last time I reblogged this Frantz ended up wearing a wedding dress to go swimming (even though he can’t swim) and Franziska ended up in full body armor as a “birthday treat” for Jaqi.

askciaran:

I mean there is also that area in the forest where the background is just a bunch of cookie cutter trees in a void of gray because we were never supposed to see that far

Seriously??????

And there’s that bit at the Lost Bastille right after the Flexile Sentry boat ride if you look up while on the dock you can see the jail cells just floating in the sky

Ah…I love how you chug estus so I nail you with a Llyod’s Talisman and then you start spamming lifegems and then still lose. It is delicious.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Fromsoft should make a patch to console versions to actually let us take screenshots.

My muse is under a love spell! First person to put ‘♥’ in my ask has my muse head over heels for yours!

(Source: littlegoldenprodigy)

simplysalted:

mild-manneredpate:

chosen-undead:

Jack Baron

Because I love this guy.

Plz nerf

simplysalted:

mild-manneredpate:

chosen-undead:

Jack Baron

Because I love this guy.

Plz nerf

wosret-of-the-five-finger-delta said: Don't chase the rabbit

Send me “Don’t chase the rabbit” and your muse will be shown a random memory from my muse’s past.

A man, hands bound and roped to a horse follows behind said horse and another horse, both mounted by men wearing armor of the cloth. Despite his asking, they do not slow down, even when he is physically unable to continue walking, and he falls. But the clerics continue riding, dragging the man across the rocky terrain. He is too exhausted to raise further protest.

Send me “Don’t chase the rabbit” and your muse will be shown a random memory from my muse’s past.

(Source: thelastknightofbalder)

Ah well, at least I’m loving my Fashion Souls right now. Black Witch Hat + Defender Armor + Lion Mage arms & legs looks very well together as a magic knight.

  • Me yesterday: Oh howdy, I love the dlc! It is the best level design of the whole game and is incredibly creative and fun!
  • Me today: Fuck this dlc with a rusty hacksaw this level design is horseshit and these enemies are fucking ridiculous and why is this boss literally summoning another boss what tHE FUCK.

WHERE THE FUCK DID FUCKING VELSDALT COME FROM?!?!??!?!

Alright. It’s official. The black armor knight guys are bullshit. They have too much hp, too much defense, and do waaaay too much damage for a standard enemy, especially considering they also have the cheap as hell “read your inputs” AI that every NPC type enemy has in the game. Plus you can’t even sneak past them because they auto-agro at certain invisible triggers!

I was actually super in love with the dlc up to this point too. Now I’m just pissed -_-“

Nasty as hell thunderstorm right now. Power went off for like 5 seconds just now. If I go offline you know why.